October 2009
22 posts
This guy I had hooked up with once showed up at a party I was at wearing a sombrero. We started to hook up again. He left the sombrero on. IGCO
I was at a Law Society meeting at my school when some guy I don’t know swiveled his chair around, smiled and waived at me. He then continued to tell us that he owned a samurai sword, and that people who rob other people deserve to die. IGCO
After I was at a party, I went back to this guy’s room. When we started making out, he stopped and walked over to his computer and turned on “Africa” by Toto, and then came back over to continue making out. IGCO
I was walking down the street with my friend when a group of guys pulled up and asked if we wanted to get a drink. After ignoring them, I felt something hit me in the neck as they drove away. It was a taquito. It left a bruise. IGCO
I hooked up with this guy once when I was really drunk. Afterwords I thought it was obvious to him that I didn’t like him, but he didn’t get the hint. A few weeks later I was in the dining hall with one of my friends eating lunch when I noticed his roommate taking pictures of us. IGCO
One time I went to a party with a few of my friends, and these two guys were following us around all night. Later on when I was dancing with some other guy, one of the guys that was following us reached over one of my friends to try and dance with me. IGCO
I was at a party where everyone was dancing. Some guy came over and started awkwardly dancing in front of me. He then began to sing the background music of “Get Low” into my ear, followed by doing a back bend against the wall. IGCO
While I was on a video conferencing website, a random guy private messages me asking me if im straight. After telling him i was, he promised me 400 dollars if i strip and masturbate for him on webcam.IGCO
I was walking home late from a party last night. I noticed footsteps behind me. I turned around to see if I was being followed, and this guy just jumps behind a bush….so I sprinted the rest of my mile-long walk. IGCO
My family and i were at a restaurant owned by a distant friend, who was gay. He approached our table and my dad may have been generous with the tip, so he asked my dad to come behind to the kitchen to see their special ingrediants. my dad got creeped on
Last year I was casually seeing this girl. She was getting really clingy and one night she asked to come over but I told her I was going to sleep. When I woke up 2 hours later she was there standing in my room…IGCO
Last night I was so drunk this girl that’s been obsessed with me walked by blacked-out ass home. This morning she told me that after I passed out sh put my shorts on and watched me sleep…IGCO
When I was 16 my first job was a bagger at a grocery store. There was this other employee that would stand right behind me. Like basically working his way into my ass. IGCO
The other day our landlord knocked on our door. After we closed the door behind him and locked it he turned around and unlocked it himself…IGCO
A 50-something accountant at the office i work at said “happy monday” to my boobs the other day. IGCO
I hooked up with this guy one weekend while I was drunk, but I hadn’t really talked to him after that. A little while later I passed him while walking down the hall. When he noticed me he smiled and made a gun shape with his hands, and began to fire them in my direction. IGCO
I went to the bar with some of my girlfriends and a group of guys ordered us a round of tequila shots. After taking one with this guy he told me I intrigued him. After I asked why, he proceeded to ask me if the carpet matched the curtains. IGCO
I was jogging through the park and saw a little boy who looked like he had fallen and was crying. When I went to go see what was wrong, he just looked up, grabbed my boob, and ran away laughing. IGCO
Some guy came into my dorm room the other day. I didn’t know what he wanted so I got up and left. He sat on my bed and waited for me to return. IGCO
The other day, my student texted me, “You are beautiful.” I teach a college course. IGCO
Yesterday I came home to a note on my counter that said, “Exterminator was here,” in spanish. IGCO
I was walking home when a bald man motioned me over. He had a 15 minute conversation with me regarding skateboards, my cell phone contract, and how I looked, “so fancy.” I’m pretty sure he thought I was someone else, but he didn’t mind, even when I said my name wasn’t Hilary. IGCO